I don’t care if she/
dries her clothes on a rack ‘cuz/
her Maytag’s busted.
Tag Archives: romance poetry
Elaboration, Please: Romantic Email Rhyming Haiku
Elaboration/
often facilitates great/
communication.
OR
Elaboration’s/
oft great communication/
facilitation.
Make Love, Not Sex: Romantic IMprov Haiku
Instead of wond’ring/
when sex will happen for you,/
make love all the time.
Brunette Dreaming: Romantic Free Verse Poetry
She was brunette,
too,
young,
like me,
and I dreamed
and planned
and schemed
how to
date her,
and to what?
My German class
crush.
When I finally dared,
for the first time ever,
to ask her out,
heart in throat,
palms sweating,
stomach butterflying,
she said
she was
“too busy”.
Funny how some things
don’t change.
Maybe
it’s a brunette thing.
Futility Lessons: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
If at first you don’t/
succeed, try, try again. Then/
stop. She won’t want you.
Ready Or Not: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
What if it’s not a/
case of being the right one,/
but of readiness?
Should You Or Do You Just Want To? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Why’s dating so hard?/
Either you’re supposed to ask,/
or you just want to.
Bacon Blown Away: Romantic Email Sonnet
A long time since
she was blown away
by his response
to Bacon’s beauty.
She was worrying
he might be “too intense”,
but still was pondering:
Could he love thus? 110 percent?
She rejoiced at his understanding,
writ with well-worded intelligence,
comprehending the hidden deeper meaning
of what Sir Francis meant.
Then her never-ending silence
left him wondering where she went.
She’s “Kinda Seeing” Someone: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
What would it be like/
to, at last, be the guy she/
is “kinda seeing”?
Friend Zone Relegation: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
Her “kinda seeing/
someone” means although they’ll change,/
she’ll never know me.