I’m No Fun Anymore: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

You’re right. I’m no fun/
anymore. Thanks for helping/
me see it. See ya!

To Be. To Try. To Fail. — Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

To be a poet!/
To try so hard with phrases/
and words. To then fail.

When she said writing/
my feelings wasn’t needed,/
she ripped off fingers.

She gazes downward/
as if to read her soul, deep./
May I turn pages?

When a woman’s eyes/
shine like two supernovas,/
don’t Photoshop them.

Did the celebrants/
choose the event location/
to describe her looks?

She will wake up to/
words unbounded, thoughts released,/
passions unfettered.

He offered to change/
her life. Don’t eat Doritos;/
munch on Davidos.

Every vision of/
her beauty makes my stomach /
capture butterflies.

I saw Venus in/
marble, perfect in form, and/
I remembered her.