Italian Food Plus Desert Mystery: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

He wondered where she’d/
go for fresh lime gelato/
and baked pizza dough?

Too Many Memories: Romantic ImproVerse Lament Rhyming Haiku

I do this, and I/
do that, just like her former/
guy. Sigh. Say goodbye.

She knows she wants to /
drive with that top down guy with/
sunsets in his eyes.

The invitation /
was there but she did not care/
to open it up.

It’s sad my daughter’s/
validation must come from/
others, not the One.

I’m wondering if/
someone wants to help me fill/
out my family tree.

She, dressed in red, said: /
“Save me a dance!” I forgot,/
lost my romance chance.

When the zucchini/
are much too teeny, one should/
water more freely!

I again began/
to find stars in her eyes and/
the muse of her smile.

He thought it was true/
romance. Then he learned it was/
her and Demerol.