Mistake Heart Break: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

She texted me by/
mistake. It was just enough/
to make my heart break.

It’s HopeFUL Romantic Inspiration: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku

She and her husband/
provide me inspiration:/
True love’s possible.

We write and photo/
us because who knows our souls/
better than ourselves?

Some day when I’m old/
and gray, I hope my kids will/
treat me that same way.

She is wooing me/
beyond my capacity/
to hold back my heart.

I can pick her up/
In my ragtop for a cool/
smoothie. How groovy!

Though the fire you feel/
from my desire should keep you/
warm, wear a jacket.

Will a haiku which /
flatters allow me to get/
to know you better?
OR
Will a haiku which /
flatters you let me fin’lly/
get to know you well?

All I want is that/
my pants don’t fall off down to/
the floor when I dance.

She won’t call, so I/
can’t invite her to the ball/
I was going to.