Poetic Food Hiarchy: Romantic Rhyming ConTEXTing Haiku

With women it’s wise/
to withhold sonnets but not/
such tasty omelettes.

32 Years Ago Today: Revolutionary Rhyming ImproVerse Haiku

Anniversaries/
Bring melancholy feelings/
When the meaning’s gone.

I need the chance to/
view what I can do with a/
new muse in those shoes!

Give me a chance to/
view what poetry can do/
to a new shoes muse!

I dislike learning/
something new at the expense/
of relationships.

I dislike learning/
something new/
at the expense of keeping/
my great relationship with you.

Her affectation/
of pronounciation/
effected me/
negatively./
It’s linguistic frustration.

She stood, drooling, in/
front of the gates of heaven./
Should I push her in?

As if to taunt me,/
she sent me a photo of/
where I wished to be.

It’s just not fair. No/
matter where I look there’s her/
mem’ries everywhere.

Oh codeine! Thou who/
hast placed me in Xanadu
with Coleridge’s high*.
Or
*Muse.

Although it feels strange/
to not talk to you today,/
as you say: “Good night.”