Arizona-Bound Ragtop: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

The car with no back/
window wants to go somewhere/
where it doesn’t snow.

30 Seconds Tree To Mouth: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

“An apple without/
cheese is like a kiss without/
a squeeze.” Cheesehead truth.

I found my Scriptures./
Now I have no more excuse,/
‘cuz that’s all it was.

Such a strange evening:/
Full moon, cow herd mooing, trucks/
moving, trains wooooooing.

If you leave Him due/
to sin and not doctrine, the/
return’s easier.

If folks don’t want to/
see me they won’t try to see/
me, so why should I?

It’s like déjà vu/
because you keep thinking I/
say things which aren’t true.

Lady in the blue/
t-shirt: It won’t hurt to read./
It’s what we all need.

The Giving Tree is/
not quite as old as me, but/
we are both happy.

If I send you a/
poem, as you request, you won’t/
get your needed rest.