Father’s Day Wish With Jimi: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Poem

I hope my kids look back on today
and remember they had a dad who
taught them to play
left hand air guitar.

Distracted Abstracted At The Spring Salon: Revolutionary Rhyming ImproVerse Haiku

She’s distracted* by
art abstracted. I wonder:
What’s under her curls?
OR
*She’s impacted by

When reality/
TV turned more important/
than me, I turned off.

I learned this great Truth: /
Serving in His House daily /
directs me safely.

Stalk red rhubarb’s stalk/
if you dare, but eat not her/
poison’d green leaves fair.

I shall refrain from/
quoting what Shakespeare once wrote:/
Smite that jealous Moon.

Yes, I know PHO is NOT pronounced “FOE”, but it looks like it should be.
To my daughter in the Emergency Room, hungry:

Oh, No!
I won’t bring Pho.
We have to go
get some!
(Not Dim Sum)
Donchaknow?!?

She might leave the dime /
there, reminder of the time /
he showed how he cared.

Would it be a big/
mistake to invite her for/
a Philly cheesesteak?

After he’d emptied /
his glands, she only hoped that/
he had washed his hands.