It is only a/
nightmare when I awaken/
and find she’s* not there.
OR
*to find her not there.
It is only a/
nightmare when I awaken/
and find she’s* not there.
OR
*to find her not there.
I have learned I should/
always purchase my footwear/
based on how they taste.
I just had a dream/
of meeting linguist Noam Chomsky/
at his parents’ bistro/Cafe’
on the shores of the Black Sea.
The problem is:/
he was born and raised in Philly.
But by his glasses I could tell:/
It was he./
Noam Chomsky,/
talking/
and walking/
with me,
as we/
took a goofy/
spectacled selfie.
Some tell us to quit. /
They ask, like Tina: “What’s sex /
got to do with it?”‘
She said she wants to go slow/
I am okay with that, and so
I will take my time./
and write a few lines
until she is ready to go!
*(OR: until she is ready fo mo!)
To discover you/
aren’t viewed how you think you are/
can make you sick quick.
When we stop wond’ring/
if some think our actions dumb,/
we learn they’re awesome!
What does a creative guy have to do
to win the chance to go out with you?
Maybe not rhyme
all of the time?
Ok. I won’t! (That is, I’m through!)
I offered to write/
a gift poem. She said I had./
I won’t pen again.
What’s up with my head
as I stumble out of bed
and try to remove the poem
I dictated earlier into my phone?
It never should’ve been sent;
and no attack was meant.
‘Twas a statement from my brain
of my heart’s Deep Pain.
It was not to be perceived as an attack.
I should gladly arise to take it back.
But I’m just too damn tired.
My waking hours have expired.
So, when my hair is coiffed and cuter,
I’ll gladly go to my computer
and erase the message I dictated;
That, clearly, should’ve simply waited.
I’ll repeat, simply, that I’m so sorry.
That’s my early-morning story.