At Jah hospital,/
Brand-new experiences./
Duuuuuuuude! I did inhale!
Tag Archives: revolutionary poetry
I’m Good With Babies: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
My hospital room’s/
next to the nurs’ry. It’s not/
fair. Can I hold them?
Strawberry Shake And A Hat Out Of Anything: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
The next best part of/
a hospital stay is lots/
of good food and hats.
Hospital Socks: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
The best part about/
hospitals is that I get/
a new pair of socks.
Hospital Drive Time: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
It’s 16°./
Got a smiley thumb-nail moon./
Runnin’ down a dream.
6 a.m. Heart Ablation: Revolutionary Blogging Free Verse
My heart
is hyper-active.
Didn’t you know that?
At about 6 a.m. tomorrow
Dr. Wang
will run a catheter near
there,
up,
into my heart.
He will scar me
from the inside
so the dance
that my heart has done
for decades
will stop,
and I’ll finally
have
rhyyyyyy
thummmm.
(Beat.
Beat.)
Doo whop
Beat).
Can you imagine me
with more energy
and life
than I have
already?
That’s what “they”
say.
The only question I have is this:
Is this the best way
to let people know?
Affirmation: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When God’s servants say/
He’s pleased with how you’re living,/
it’s good to feel it.
Friends’ Charity: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When you spend your day/
helping friends feel better, then/
that’s charity, too.
World-Class Recyler: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haikus
World-Class Recyler
Her kitchen isn’t/
cluttered. She’s just a world-class/
plastic recycler.
AND
… And Wear Your Cheesehead!
Do you want to clean/
your hoarder friend’s kitchen? Wait/
for da Badgers game.
Stable Cheesehead: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Everyone tells me:/
“You’re so stable” as I am/
wearing my Cheesehead.
OR
Everyone tells me:/
“You’re so level-headed” as/
I wear my Cheesehead.
