Nothing To Write About: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Her red shoes and purse/
were as stunning as she was, /
but she was working.
Or
Her red shoes and purse/
are stunning, but be quiet!/
She’s a working girl!

Empty Music Row During A Light Rain: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

An Advantage of/
living in Seattle: Rain/
doesn’t bother you.
OR
An Advantage of/
Living in Seattle: Rain/
don’ buffuh you none.

Music Row To Yourself: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s easy to have/
Music Row to yourself. Like/
walking in the rain.
#EmptyMusicRow

Timing: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Free Verse

The moment when/
you partake of the bread/
and drink of the cup/
is not the time/
when you should decide/
if you are worthy/
to thus remember Him.

Utah Valley Priorities: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Want to have no crowds/
doing temple work? Go when/
BYU’s playing!
OR
Want to do temple/
work with no crowds? Attend/
when BYU’s playing!
Based on a text from a friend of mine who went to a Utah valley LDS Temple during the BYU/Nebraska football season opener, 2015: “There was nobody there!”