Getting A Sweet Message: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

She sent me a sweet/
message about topless rides/ Sweet message about riding with top down - Dec 2015

because she’s done it.

Singing Non-Operaticly: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s dangerous to/
sing “Happy Birthday” to a/
world-class soprano.

You’re living well when/
you discover blues in the/
middle of corn fields.
TheHill_Blues_Dec2015

When you can have fun/
dancing, women say: “You’re worth/
breaking a sweat for.”

I know: Stranger things/
have happened. Still, it’s fun to/
imagine weirdness.

If you look at the/
sunsets, you may think you’ll go/
Blind. You’ll just see red.
OR

If you look at the/
sunsets, you may think you’ll go/
blind. Enjoy red warmth.

Lake Winneconne Dock

New snow, winter warmth,/
sunshine and clear waters call: /
One last canoe trip.

As my grandfather/
once said: If it doesn’t work,/
make sure it’s plugged in!

I stayed down there and/
I rechecked the job. I did/
not have to go back.

It never matters/
much to me where a lake is,/
as long as I’m there.