What I’m Museum Missing: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

You know I don’t feel/
well when there’s free museums/
and food, but I’m home.

Breathtaking View, Live: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

Lucky were the blessed/
few who were privileged to/
enjoy the live view.

Late Night Privileges: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

When you’re ushering/
late at night, you don’t have to/
wait in photo lines!

Art Everywhere: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I’ve seen fine art in/
museums worldwide. How is/
gazing at her strange?

When Staring Becomes Wrong: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Can one stare at a/
work of art for too long? Can/
gazing become wrong?

Early Morning Washing — Thanks, Mom! : Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

When the washer runs /
above your head, you wake up,/
get up, and write more.
OR

When the washer runs /
above your head, you’re forced to/
get up and write more.

When Planets Align: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When planets align,/
give in to the urge and drive/
top down, music up!
OR
When planets align,
it’s time to drive top down and/
your tunes cranked way up!
ORWhen the planets are/
aligned, you feel the urge to /
put down your rag top.
OR
When the planets are/
aligned, you feel the urge to /
drive top down, tunes up!