The Garage Needed Cleaning–Benefits: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Cool to find old school/
Jay “Bone” Buhner* shades and know/
you can still wear them.
OR
*baseball player

Marriage Is What: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

I grew tired of folks/
claiming I was avoiding,/
so I proposed twice.

Rebellious Mormon/
teens mess with the library’s/
copier Sundays.

The Prophet’s message/
is simple and direct. I’m/
glad I’m obeying.

When it’s not your work,/
but His, don’t worry about/
your abilities.

Yes, I know PHO is NOT pronounced “FOE”, but it looks like it should be.
To my daughter in the Emergency Room, hungry:

Oh, No!
I won’t bring Pho.
We have to go
get some!
(Not Dim Sum)
Donchaknow?!?

When I’m not kind,but/
lash out, even though I’m hurt,/
I’m not doing right.

There’s no rip in the/
outside fabric, but the cut/
underneath still hurts.
OR
still bleeds.

When it’s an effort/
to do the right thing, then you/
learn that it’s worth it.

When you think it’s some/
of her world-class split-pea soup,/
but it’s refried beans.