Ironic Singles Dance Rock: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s hard going to /
singles’ dances and hearing/

Somebody to Love

First Time Meeting Exhaustion: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

At their first meeting/
he was so exhausted that/
he was boring him.

Distracted Abstracted At The Spring Salon: Revolutionary Rhyming ImproVerse Haiku

She’s distracted* by
art abstracted. I wonder:
What’s under her curls?
OR
*She’s impacted by

Earth Lover Hypocrite: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I said she should take/
off her sandals to connect/
with Earth. I didn’t.

Hard Working Feet: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

My feet may not be
the most beautiful, but they
show that I work hard.

No Holy Swiss Cheese: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When Swiss cheese melts in/
your black interior car,/
you lose all the holes.

America The Beautiful In Springville: Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse Poem

When you are
in a rose garden
with Abe,
Psyche,
a great spirit warrior,
the Spirit of Life,
a foal and moose,
Paul Revere,
the setting sun,
and America the Beautiful,
you can’t help but weep
with gratitude and joy,
even when a teenaged church class
comes rushing through,
looking for Love
in all the wrong places.