An Adult Time Out: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Today I got put/
in a time out. I must think/
about what I did.

Today I put me/
in a time out. I will think/
about what I did.

The Power Of No Shower: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I’d give you a hug/
but I don’t know which arm’s pit/
smells the stinkiest.

Of all the things we/
can destroy, trust is the worst/
and most destructive.

Will she once again/
open the door, look at me,/
and scream: “I hate you!”?

My aberration/
fash-i-on` sent kids screaming/
and made women faint.

Noisy kids in church:/
SHUT UP! I’m trying to be/
a better Christian!

80 in 50/
speed zone. Thank you sir for just/
this morning’s warning.

80 speed in a/
50 zone. Thanks, sir, for this/
morning’s just warning.

Just because thoughts aren’t /
published, doesn’t mean they aren’t/
conceived and written.

[At last! I really saw one!]

Why DID the chicken/
cross the canyon road today?/
I’ve no clue. Do you?

It’s hard to learn that/
something you thought would be real/
easy is so hard.