Matched Socks – A Laundry First! : Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

Five loads of laundry./
Fourty perfect matched sock pairs./
Cause to celebrate!

How Much More Good: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

He uses me to/
help others travel good paths,/
even when I’m bad.

Hating Evil Love: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

The very evil/
I talked about not being,/
I now have become.
OR

The very evil/
I talked about not liking,/
I now have embraced.

Good Days, Bad Days, Mediocre Days — Who Cares? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I want to share my/
“good days” with her. Instead, all/
my days are hidden.

Saying Nothing Is Wrong: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

If I say nothing/
against what is wrong, then I’ve/
spoken against right.
Or
denied righteousness.

Giving Praise With Hands Raised: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I greet the sun with/
raised hands. I wish I could greet/
the Spirit the same.

Under Pressure: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

I hate feeling I/
must flatulate, but nothing’s/
there; I sit and wait.

Rejected Offering: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I get how it feels/
to not want somebody to/
sacrifice for you.
Or
I get how it feels /
to have someone not accept/
your kindness off’ring.

Thanks For Caring, But … Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If I want women/
who are overbearing, I’ll/
stay with my mother.

Speak The Truth: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’ve discovered that/
“I’ll call you tomorrow” is/
Mormon-speak: “No, Thanks!”
OR
I’ve learned that “I’ll call/
you later!” is Mormon-speak/
for “Thanks, but no thanks!”