Posting Beautiful Photos: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

It is unfair to/
post pictures of beauty. How/
can we get work done?

Dad Wears Purple Against Eating Disorders: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I wear new purple/
because I love my girl who/
does not love herself.

The scales fell from my/
eyes. I realized it’s not/
all about dating.

She can’t know of my/
spiritual intelligence/
when I’m a black hole.

It didn’t happen/
with me, because of me, or/
to me. I feel good.

If I don’t have time/
to listen, I can still pray/
And hear as I go.

God knows what we need./
We pray so we understand,/
deep, what’s best for us.

TURN OFF YOUR DUMB PHONES!/
I’m trying to learn to be/
a better Christian!

I wasn’t going./
Then I recalled her kind smile/
and how she wears hats.

The last spires went on/
the burned church, lifted my heart/
and filled me with joy*.
*hope