I Have Better Things To Do: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I stood in the marsh,/
heard a redwinged blackbird, and/
cut down my TV.
Or
… and/
watched much less TV.

Surprise Valentine: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

My best Valentine/
came from a married woman/
who gave me closure.

There are views which bring/
peace and solice. Memories/
of folks there bring joy.

She was not who I/
expected for Valentines./
She left and gave love.*
OR
*She opened a door.

Good people find ways/
to find and surround themselves/
with more good people.

Who thought i’d see when/
I became “The man standard”?/
Repentance does that.

Why take pictures of/
her in a gallery? I/
like capturing art.

He stares at the blank/
gallery wall. Only he/
sees the rocket ship.

I’m thinking that your/
thinking that you’re funny is/
kind of funny, too!

To meet weight limits,/
sometimes compromises in/
fashion must be made.