Facebook Request Denied: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

She tried to friend me/
with her husband. Just stick a/
hot stake through my heart.

It Is Finished: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Fini. Finito./
Fertig. Feuerabend. Finished./
Thirty-three years ends.

Raindrops On Plum Blossoms: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Like pink crystals the/
drops hang: Mem’ries of Winter,/
harbingers of Spring.

Don't Give Me Power: Revolutionary Rhyming IMproVerse Haiku

If I ruin your/
day by what I say, you give/
me too much power.

Unstick Yourself: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Being stuck is not/
where your body lives. It is/
*where your head is at.
OR
Where’s your head and heart?
OR
Being stuck has zilch/
to do with where your body/
is. Where is your head.?

My Daughter's Last Meal: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I never worried/
that french fries at Red Robin/
would be her last meal.

Who's Abandoned? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

While she is feeling/
abandoned, her parents are/
with her. So she’s not.
AND
Although she feels she’s/
abandoned, her parents are/
there. That’s what we do