Utah Zombie Apocalypse Billboards: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Why does Utah have/
more zombie apocalypse/
billboards than elsewhere?

Why I Quit Wearing Speedos: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I ditched my Speedo/
when they okayed harpooning/
whales in Washington.

“Stay Creative” is/
a great admonition … but/
from Holiday Inn?!?

I played ultimate/
Frisbee today and snagged a/
touchdown pass. Don’t faint.

I had several insights while cleaning, slicing and freezing/putting up two boxes of Brigham City peaches.

Grandma Liked Bruised Fruit — 19:50 p.m.
Grandma taught me that/
even the bruised parts of fruit/
are juicy. I’m glad!

Fighting Gender Stereotypes: Putting Up Peaches for ME — 20:00 p.m.
When I’m putting up/
peaches why do women think/
my Mom asked me to?

Waste Not Bruised Peaches — 21:07 p.m.
Several peaches were/
bruised. I ate them all. Waste not…./
The night will be long.

Some creatures enjoy/
the beauty that surrounds them./
Others just eat it.

Being alone can/
scare me away from doing/
the good I should be.

Another carpe/
diem day is not the same/
without you with me.

OR
Each Carpe Diem/
day I grab is augmented/
by you being there.

The most awesomeest/
Carpe Diem days are the/
ones where you join me.

Pioneers were told:/
“Make the desert blossom as/
a rose!” So they did.

I can’t ignore my/
problems and hope they’ll vanish./
I’ll face them head on.