Returning To Him: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

If you leave Him due/
to sin and not doctrine, the/
return’s easier.

Birthday Gifts To One Who Has Everything: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

It’s her birthday. All/
I want to gift her is my/
changed and reformed life.

Fifteen men counseled/
with the Highest. Inspired, they/
said: “He wants you back.”

It’s been so long it /
doesn’t feel like it matters/
much. It does. A lot.

The one person I/
want to tell about something/
amazing won’t talk.

There are many who/
are wondering. The answer?/
Yes. I’m coming back.

She waits in the wings,/
not knowing the outcome, but/
he is glad she’s there.

Major changes are/
coming my way as I say:/
“I see” and “I see!”

If she has a bad/
eating problem, do I ask/
her to eat and pray?

Don’t bother to write/
or phone. I am going to/
my garden alone.