Creeper Recognition: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I warned my daughters: /
“Stay far from creepy guys.” I/
have few female friends.

Noisy Church: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Some churches have loud/
kids. Some have whisp’ring grown-ups./
Both can be controlled.

I may write about/
other women, but she’s who/
preoccupies me.

That last piece was just/
so I could keep my goal of/
writing once a day.

I keep watching and/
waiting, when common sense and/
logic say: “Move on!”

I ran into a/
wall today. I didn’t see/
it coming. It hurt.

It’s foolish to let /
someone who doesn’t know you /
tell you who you are.

They’re precious to me,/
so I use words sparingly/
or creatively.

When you’re the leader/
of the hike you should wait for/
all of the stragglers.

I sing and dance like/
folks are watching ‘cuz it lets/
them sing and dance, too.
— A haiku from the I-15 topless dancer.