Control The Flame: Romantic Improv Haiku

If you get the fire /
going, then you might lose sight/
of gorgeous sunsets.

Garter Belts Versus Seatbelts: Revolutionary Improv Haiku

Some women may sport/
garter belts. Others are thrilled/
wearing their seatbelts.

Now I just have to /
figure out an invite that/
is worthy of us.

Though the fire you feel/
from my desire should keep you/
warm, wear a jacket.

Will a haiku which /
flatters allow me to get/
to know you better?
OR
Will a haiku which /
flatters you let me fin’lly/
get to know you well?

All I want is that/
my pants don’t fall off down to/
the floor when I dance.

I tried to call. No/
answer, so I went dancing/
by myself instead.

Why do they say it’s/
dangerous for guys to act /
too interested?

I couldn’t recall,/
but she remembered. I was/
her first kitchen dance.

A guy who leaves you/
alone waiting for him should/
be replaced quickly.