Go Jump In The Lake: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I went to my folk’s/
home. My mom said “Go jump in/
the lake”. So I did.

Lack Of Response: Romantic Email Limerick

I left a message or two
For you.
Was there a response?
N0! Not once.
Now what should I do?

You never think that/
it will matter until you/
face it and it does.

Somewhere deep within/
the Dairy State, fresh brick* cheese /
was made just for her.
OR
*string
*sharp

The wind blowing, birds
chirping, leaves rustling and waves/
lapping make me sleep.

Dappled lake water/
shines like a thousand diamonds/
and begs* me to sail.
OR
*tells

Even in distant/
farmers’ markets, gnomes and elves/
remind me of her.

Here in PackerLand,/
even wild flowers and farm/
fields are green and gold.

When you drive stupid,/
but are a Pack shareholder,/
Green Bay cops are nice.

Of all the Diems/
that I have ever Carpe’d,/
Lambeau could be great.