Who Gets The Cheese? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Yes! It was YOU I/
bought the cheese for! And now you/
won’t even see me!

Matched Socks – A Laundry First! : Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

Five loads of laundry./
Fourty perfect matched sock pairs./
Cause to celebrate!

Maybe, he thought, there’s/
a way to woo her so she’ll/
learn to trust again.

He uses me to/
help others travel good paths,/
even when I’m bad.

The very evil/
I talked about not being,/
I now have become.
OR

The very evil/
I talked about not liking,/
I now have embraced.

I want to share my/
“good days” with her. Instead, all/
my days are hidden.

If I say nothing/
against what is wrong, then I’ve/
spoken against right.
Or
denied righteousness.

I greet the sun with/
raised hands. I wish I could greet/
the Spirit the same.

I hate feeling I/
must flatulate, but nothing’s/
there; I sit and wait.

I get how it feels/
to not want somebody to/
sacrifice for you.
Or
I get how it feels /
to have someone not accept/
your kindness off’ring.