Saying Goodbye Is Not Easy: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

When she said goodbye,/
she said: “That was easy.” I’m/
sad it was for her.

Philosophical Dancing: Romantic IMprov Limmerick

If I looked in your eyes, deeply,/
and discussed philosophy,/
and a Frank Sinatra song/
suddenly came on,/
would you slow dance with me?

It is such a strange/
role reversal: she’s wanting /
the game more than me.

When I give her what/
she asks for, and she turns it/
down, I’ll stop trying.

When you ask for it,/
I will deliver more. But/
reject it, I quit.

Her affectation/
of pronounciation/
effected me/
negatively./
It’s linguistic frustration.

She stood, drooling, in/
front of the gates of heaven./
Should I push her in?

As if to taunt me,/
she sent me a photo of/
where I wished to be.

We may only need/
someone to help us see our/
self-reality.

OR
We may only need/
someone to help us see, and/
free, reality.”

A day* to be filled/
with joyful companionship/
is lonely instead .
OR
*life