Questions About A Bag Of Celery: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I look at Facebook /
postings like art. Sometimes I /
must just ask: What!?!?!? Why?!?!

Poetry In An Art Museum: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

People can talk in/
Temples. *They may whisper or/
speak. It’s all worship.
OR
…*They may whisper, speak,/
sing. All is worship.

The hair will grow back./
The eyeglasses won’t. In life,/
we have to take risks.
Or
The eyeglasses won’t. The risks/
We take can vary.

When your mom still wears/
old-style* sunglasses, you can/
cover everything!
OR
*groovy

She didn’t know I’d/
dreamed of Tinkerbell since I/
was a little boy.

Courage and strength are/
not always connected to/
happiness. That comes.

You don’t dance with your/
Feet. Keep the beat with your heart/
and move with your soul.

When you get out of/
bed, it’s messy, so enjoy/
the comfort in it!

Life is like dancing./
Sometimes we need a partner/
to help keep the beat.

The art in that church/
wasn’t made with brush strokes, but/
with smiling faces.