Ugly cow, fat slob,/
worthless, pathetic bitch is/
what she always hears.
Tag Archives: Poetic Lament
Always Proud To Be An American: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
I’m still proud to be/
an American. I’m not/
proud of bad choices.
Going Away: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
You told me to go/
away, although I didn’t/
want to. I’ll obey.
OR
You told me to go/
away. Although I didn’t/
want to, I’ll obey.
Withdrawing From Friends: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
I don’t understand/
friendships where you withdraw or/
hide when you’re strug’gling.
Bubble Pop: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
She was the only/
bubble I had to protect/
me from worldly junk.
OR
She was the bubble/
I used to shelter me from/
worldly garbage. Pop!
Still Not Changed Enough: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament
“Dress better.” “Calm down.”/
“Be good.” “Act professional.”/
I thought I’d changed more.
Or
“Dress better.” “Calm down.”/
“Be good.” “Act professional.”/
I’m still not enough.
Utah Sabbath Hymn: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Early Sunday morn,/
“Livin’ on a Prayer” still rocks my/
soul so deeply.
My Stomach Hurts: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament
The nerves of “What did/
I do!?!” in writing about/
you are wrecking me.