At Least She’s Alive! Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Thank goodness for dumb/
texting mistakes or I would/
never hear from her.

Mistake Heart Break: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

She texted me by/
mistake. It was just enough/
to make my heart break.

She was the mother/
of my Muse, but I’ve been the/
father of nothing.

Am I the only/
man who drowns his sorrows in/
root beer and cheddar?

When you eat dinner/
hiding from thumbnail moons, you/
know that* it still hurts.
OR
*feel how

You tell me to leave/
you alone, so I do. I/
don’t know what to say.

OR
She tells him to leave/
her alone, so he does. So/
now, what should he say?

When does it become/
time to unfriend your future/
ex daughter-in-law?

“Don’t stop believin'”/
means even more now to me/
than it did before.

Is the pain our son/
feels like the pain you felt when/
I left? I’m sorry.

“She left.” That’s all my/
son had to say to unleash/
floodgates of heart pain.