What a Mother’s Day/
gift! I made my mom worry/
about me … again.
Tag Archives: Poetic Lament
Return The Candy, Kid: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
When you’re a kid in/
a candy store, sometimes you/
have to take stuff back.
After All Preparedness: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament
If your mother hides/
your emergency gear in/
deep storage, you’ll die.
Here We Go Again — Another Misguided Love Poem Object: Revolutionary Iambic Poem Lament
I had heard
his rhyming words
before,
espousing how glor-
ious he thought his love.
How she was sent from above.
How she was his true lover.
How he could not imagine another.
And now,
somehow,
he takes up his pen
and again
speaks of his love, sweet.
How she is so neat.
And though this one
is maybe not as fun,
she is not the bummer
as was his love of last summer.
So what am I to believe?
He scarcely took time to grieve
his previous girl
whom (he proclaimed to the world)
was sent to him.
Did she become some whim?
The even deeper question
to this public indigestion
is: Where comes the need to publicly proclaim
about a latest passionate love and flame?
I don’t even want to look
at such posts on Facebook,
because I know I’ll read there
about some new love so true and rare.
Just like we all did last year
about someone who was thought equally dear.
Why does the poet yet again
(as he did back so earnestly then)
feel the need to shout
publicly out
someone he’s now crazy about?
(And it’s not just him.
Many others, seemingly on a whim,
positively state
they’ve found their true mate.)
(And we knowingly smile
and wait awhile
until the new romance starts to fade
like morning dew in a sun-drenched glade).
Why don’t such lovers, instead,
(knowing how emotions so oft are mislead)
watch, wait and see
if the new “we”
(this romantic she plus he)
can make that commitment
which is truly heaven-sent
for eternity?
We can, (and should) I suppose,
publicly disclose
when we are fond of one,
how we, together, have fun.
But to loudly and publicly proclaim
“She’s the ONE!” seems a bit inane.
If this is indeed a love so rare
why not be quiet and keep it hidden there?
At least until it grows and blossoms forth.
At least until love has truly run its course
and we’re ready to shout “S/he and me
will now be us for eternity?”
I, for one, have my doubts
that such proclaimed “true love” will last out,
(just based on experience;
knowing how other ones went.)
Of course, when we hear such a new boast,
we could, I guess, prepare a generic post (or toast):
“OH! You both make such a cute pair!
You and [insert the new love’s name here____].”
That is not at all to say
that the poet should be silent. No way!
We may, in messages between us
expound our full love beyond what ever was.
Such private notes of sweetest passion
put us in Browning’s and Tennyson’s fashion.
Some lovers may in the future find
hope in our quiet proclaimed love divine.
But to place such words out for all to see
Feels like love (and such thoughts) come cheaply.
That it doesn’t really matter who:
We just need someone to publicly woo.
Call me a jaded cynic.
Perhaps it’s true.
But I’ll not mimic
exposing my love to view.
At least ’til I know, and am sure
She’s the one who I’ve searched for.
Then, it would seem quite right
To write a sonnet for our wedding invite.
Wasted Time, Wasted Effort: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
We waste our efforts
dreaming of creating, when/
we could be doing!
Teacher’s Day Off: Revolutionary IMprov Sonnet
She sits with her cats,
and books she should have read;
Dreams of Wonderland
and stares vacantly ahead.
As the felines stretch and purr,
and the sun brightly shines,
she hears lawnmowers whirr
and the 2-cycles whine.
Yet she, with so much to do,
moves to her chair from her bed,
stores the words she’s thought through,
and turns on Netflix instead.
For $7.99 she vacates her head,
and buries her mind in The Walking Dead.
So Much For Positive Me: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
How do I tell the/
World that I’m sorry for my/
negativity?
Hard Boot Reset: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
It’s strange to think that/
you’re nice, kind and positive,/
but then learn: You’re not.
Cool Car Ornaments: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament
Why would someone steal/
my car antenna? Of course!/
My Seahawks’ * feathers.
OR
*My Sounders’ feathers.