I don’t care if she/
dries her clothes on a rack ‘cuz/
her Maytag’s busted.
Tag Archives: poet David Kuhns
Wisconsin Friday Dinner: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Summer sausage and/
cheese for dinner. Does it get/
much better than that?
Nothing To Write About: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Her red shoes and purse/
were as stunning as she was, /
but she was working.
Or
Her red shoes and purse/
are stunning, but be quiet!/
She’s a working girl!
Empty Music Row During A Light Rain: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
An Advantage of/
living in Seattle: Rain/
doesn’t bother you.
OR
An Advantage of/
Living in Seattle: Rain/
don’ buffuh you none.
Music Row To Yourself: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
It’s easy to have/
Music Row to yourself. Like/
walking in the rain.
#EmptyMusicRow
Timing: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Free Verse
The moment when/
you partake of the bread/
and drink of the cup/
is not the time/
when you should decide/
if you are worthy/
to thus remember Him.
Elaboration, Please: Romantic Email Rhyming Haiku
Elaboration/
often facilitates great/
communication.
OR
Elaboration’s/
oft great communication/
facilitation.
Utah Valley Priorities: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Want to have no crowds/
doing temple work? Go when/
BYU’s playing!
OR
Want to do temple/
work with no crowds? Attend/
when BYU’s playing!
Based on a text from a friend of mine who went to a Utah valley LDS Temple during the BYU/Nebraska football season opener, 2015: “There was nobody there!”
Make Love, Not Sex: Romantic IMprov Haiku
Instead of wond’ring/
when sex will happen for you,/
make love all the time.
Brunette Dreaming: Romantic Free Verse Poetry
She was brunette,
too,
young,
like me,
and I dreamed
and planned
and schemed
how to
date her,
and to what?
My German class
crush.
When I finally dared,
for the first time ever,
to ask her out,
heart in throat,
palms sweating,
stomach butterflying,
she said
she was
“too busy”.
Funny how some things
don’t change.
Maybe
it’s a brunette thing.