Shun Coming Of Age: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Why would I want to/
write about an event I’m/
trying to avoid?

Falsely Self Deprecating: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

The pain of hearing/
her self-deprecate lessens/
when you know she’s wrong.

He offered to change/
her life. Don’t eat Doritos;/
munch on Davidos.

Every vision of/
her beauty makes my stomach /
capture butterflies.

I saw Venus in/
marble, perfect in form, and/
I remembered her.

Who would guess that we/
disciples would meet at His/
feet on Yom Kippur?

“Wait upon the Lord”/
may sometimes mean we have to/
wait for His answers.

His beautiful words/
were inspired by her inner/
and outer beauty.

He often wondered/
if he would ever have the/
thrill of thrilling her.

There are times when the/
chance of a lifetime appears/
and we yawn* through it.

OR
*sleep