Not That Strange: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I know: Stranger things/
have happened. Still, it’s fun to/
imagine weirdness.

Red Sunset Warmth: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

If you look at the/
sunsets, you may think you’ll go/
Blind. You’ll just see red.
OR

If you look at the/
sunsets, you may think you’ll go/
blind. Enjoy red warmth.

Lake Winneconne Dock

New snow, winter warmth,/
sunshine and clear waters call: /
One last canoe trip.

As the sunset of/
red and gold painted the sky,/
he remembered her.
OR
As the sunset of/
red and gold painted the sky,/
he recalled her hair.

As my grandfather/
once said: If it doesn’t work,/
make sure it’s plugged in!

I stayed down there and/
I rechecked the job. I did/
not have to go back.

It never matters/
much to me where a lake is,/
as long as I’m there.

Seriously?!? I/
again prove myself much too/
intense. I’m so dense.

Enthusiasm /
is too often mistaken/
for desperation.

OR
Enthusiasm /
can too oft be mistaken/
for desperation.

It’s easy to squash/
men’s enamoredization./
Just criticize them.