I’m Lost Again … YEAH! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Just another small/
example of “Oh look! Dave’s/
lost again. How cool!”
OR
Yet another fine/
example of “Oh, look! Dad’s/
lost again. Hooray!”

Free Museum. Free Food. Never Too Old: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’m not too old to/
get plates of food and a plate/
of Stegosaurus.

Stegosaurus: BYU Paleontology Museum

You know I don’t feel/
well when there’s free museums/
and food, but I’m home.

Since he didn’t know /
what was revealed to her, he/
wished she would tell him.

He learned, sadly, that/
black-fleeced rams are not welcome/
in her blue sandbox.

I again began/
to find stars in her eyes and/
the muse of her smile.

He thought it was true/
romance. Then he learned it was/
her and Demerol.

He wondered why he’d /
never had the chance to grasp/
her in a slow dance.

Lucky were the blessed/
few who were privileged to/
enjoy the live view.

When you’re ushering/
late at night, you don’t have to/
wait in photo lines!