I’m not too old to/
get plates of food and a plate/
of Stegosaurus.
Stegosaurus: BYU Paleontology Museum
Free Museum. Free Food. Never Too Old: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Tag Archives: poet David Kuhns
What I’m Museum Missing: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
You know I don’t feel/
well when there’s free museums/
and food, but I’m home.
He Doesn’t Get Her Revelation: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Since he didn’t know /
what was revealed to her, he/
wished she would tell him.
No Black Sheep In Her Sandbox: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
He learned, sadly, that/
black-fleeced rams are not welcome/
in her blue sandbox.
Finding Again: Romantic IMprov Haiku
I again began/
to find stars in her eyes and/
the muse of her smile.
Loopy Romance: Romantic IMprov Haiku
He thought it was true/
romance. Then he learned it was/
her and Demerol.
Slow Dance Grasp: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku
He wondered why he’d /
never had the chance to grasp/
her in a slow dance.
Breathtaking View, Live: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku
Lucky were the blessed/
few who were privileged to/
enjoy the live view.
Late Night Privileges: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
When you’re ushering/
late at night, you don’t have to/
wait in photo lines!
When She Seeks A Knight In Shining Armor: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, with no vision or warmth./
What hope do I have?
OR
She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, without vision or laughs./
That is soooo not me.