Mother Nature’s Boss: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

No matter how much/
you want Mother Nature to/
wait for you, she won’t.

Ask How To Change The World: Revolutionary Email Haiku

Her mail signature /
told me to ask how to change/
the world. I learned, did.

I like working for /
Kimberly-Clark. There’s no lack/
of toilet paper!

After waiting hours /
for my delayed flight, I think/
Reykjavik sounds good.

She hovers on the/
side of my page, like a sprite/
or vision or dream.

I would write more, but/
my hands are trembling again,/
and my flight’s leaving.

I would write more, but/
my hands are trembling again,/
and my flight’s leaving.

Is it wrong to see/
a big-smile woman and wish/
she would grin your way?

At the appointed hour,
I waited,
as she had requested,
at her doorstep.
And waited.
And waited.
And waited.

I’m just glad
I left
before he brought
her back home
and she
invited him
in.

The invitation /
was there but she did not care/
to open it up.