Broken Heart Silence: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

When your heart truly/
is breaking, you can’t really/
write about it much.

Old Men Serving With New Tractors: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I love having old/
men home teachers*. They serve with/
riding lawn mowers.

OR
*ministers.

I’m interesting./
I’m available. I must/
get my meds. Now what?!?

Why
do I
stand outside
and wave
at passing trains?

It’s what Dave
did
as a kid.
Why
should I
change?

My feet are cracked. Pain./
It’s what you get from dancing/
Barefoot in deserts.

Barbecue, baseball, /
deep discussions. It became/
a good Father’s Day.

When she says to call/
earlier but she’s not there/
’til later, you lose.

When you are the Lord’s/
servants, it is good to work/
and serve on Sunday.

Don’t be blue.
It’s true!
I’m sorry I missed the chance
to slow (or fast) dance
with you.

So many people
tell me I’m a great dad. If
only my kids would.