I love having old/
men home teachers*. They serve with/
riding lawn mowers.
Tag Archives: poet David Kuhns
Great Introduction Line: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Funny
I’m interesting./
I’m available. I must/
get my meds. Now what?!?
A Thing For Trains: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Poem
Why
do I
stand outside
and wave
at passing trains?
It’s what Dave
did
as a kid.
Why
should I
change?
Not Complaining About This Father’s Day: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Barbecue, baseball, /
deep discussions. It became/
a good Father’s Day.
Earlier Later: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
When she says to call/
earlier but she’s not there/
’til later, you lose.
No Dance Regret: Romantic Email Limerick
Don’t be blue.
It’s true!
I’m sorry I missed the chance
to slow (or fast) dance
with you.
Father’s Day Silence, 2017: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament
So many people
tell me I’m a great dad. If
only my kids would.
Childless Father’s Day Redux: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Poetic Lament
Mere minutes away,
but they’ve got no money.
Don’t our children know
that their dads would mow
their lawn, take out the garbage,
or clean their garage,
to be with their children on Father’s Day?
Anything beats sitting at home
all alone,
staring at the phone,
waiting for their call.
Trying not to bawl
or feel dumb
When the message doesn’t come.
Feeling sad,
I wonder: “How bad
was I as a dad?”