What’s the world coming/
to? Chinese fortune cookies/
contain Yoda quotes
Tag Archives: poet David Kuhns
Thanks For Noticing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
It’s not smudged lipstick/
from a kiss. It’s angst-induced/
acne caused by her.
What Path Will She Stay On? Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament
Will she join friends and/
be enlightened? Or sink more/
into debauch’ry?
Getting Older Doesn't Mean Growing Up: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
She claims that she makes/
grown men cry. What of men who/
refuse to grow up?
—–
an add-on:
Thank you for being my Muse.
Has anyone before written you Haiku(s)?
I now have.
Aren’t you glad?
She Was And Is Enough: Romantic ImproVerse Lament Haiku
She was enough. I/
just didn’t know it. Now she/
is for someone else.
With apologies
to MG
(V).
Date Of A Lifetime: Romantic IMprov Haiku
I’d not want to have/
the date of a lifetime, for/
what more could you get?
OR
I would never want/
to go on the date of a/
lifetime. What is left?
What I Can't Accept: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
She expects me to/
accept her hurting herself./
I can’t. It hurts me.
Getting Closer: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
The closer I get/
To being good, the worse and/
the more pain I feel./
Proxy Date: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
She’s busy and hard/
to date. Should I ask her best/
friend to be proxy?
Safe Text – Riding UTA: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
I discovered a/
sure way to avoid texting/
while driving: Take trains!
OR
I learned a sure way/
to stop texting while driving: /
Take mass transit trains!