Joshua Gives Up Facebook: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

If Joshua was/
on Facebook, would he *have crossed/
the river Jordan?
OR
*found/
time to cross Jordan?

Practicing Flirting: Romantic IMprov Limerick

I shall practice being flirty,/
by writing glib poetry.
I’ll see if it works,/
this type of flirt./
What will females think of me?

A True Princess Room: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

A true princess room/
should be pink and frilly, laced/
with some green and gold.

Mile High Muse: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’d say she joined the/
Mile High (Muse) Club, but she hates/
those innuendos.

Too Old For Kids: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

This is a follow-on to the previous limerick, “Too Old For Kids?
Why do women think/
I don’t want kids? I’ve raised four./
I’d gladly have more.

Too Old For Kids: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

This limerick and the following 2 haiku were Inspired by a conversation with several flight attendants on an SWA flight from PHX to SAT.

There once was a flight attendant/
who men thought was heaven sent*./
My phone request got a “maybe”/
because she wants to have babies,/
and can’t see that’s where I went.
OR
*resplendent.