Why Ask? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Why ask what I want/
to do if you’re just going/
to do something else*?
OR

to do what you want?

Not Hard Swiss Chard: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

It was not hard to/
grow Swiss chard, so why did I/
delay the harvest?

AND

Unknown Culinary Delight
Who knew, as the chard/
grew, what boiling, olive oil,/
lime and herbs would do?

AND

I Could Yodel, It’s Sooooo GOOD!
Italian herbs and/
seasonings meet Swiss chard for/
a Alpine taste treat!

AND
She’d Never Had Before
At 84, she’d/
never had Swiss chard before./
But now, she wants more.

Shopping in SoCal/
swap meets lets you expand your/
t-shirt collection.

4 a.m. wake ups/
leave little room for later/
creativity.

When she heard about/
Kindness, she nodded because/
She always is that.

In my life it is/
Always better to be kind/
Than to be clever.

When you have much to/
cleanse in your life, it’s hard to/
think of He who cleans.

He’s sad he can’t sneak/
down the long corridor and/
hug* her this early.

He, rushed, didn’t have/
the whole experience he’d/
paid for. She, still, did.

Why should I rebel/
against another’s verse? It’s/
not competition.