Yamping Missing Nature: ImproVerse Haiku

When you feel like you/
can’t yawp, then you need to get /
out in to Nature.

Why A Phone In Nature? ImproVerse Haiku

I am emersed deep/
in nature. So why am I/
looking at my phone?

Now my lawn mower /
laid bare my backyard, watch my/
wildflowers vanish.

Frogs and fireflies/
plus pink-blue burned skies make me/
glad I came outside.

Creativity/
matters so much that I can/
write on the Sabbath.

When youth have all the/
disadvantages I had/
maybe I’ll listen.

New food comes while the/
fridge fills with leftovers. I/
wonder why I’m fat.

When I ask for help,/
get none, then break what I need/
help with, I’ll just quit.

In the end, it won’t/
matter if your voice was heard,/
just that it was raised.

I’ve stopped meeting my/
goals. Should I start over or/
return and repair?