He thought it was true/
romance. Then he learned it was/
her and Demerol.
Tag Archives: poems
Slow Dance Grasp: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku
He wondered why he’d /
never had the chance to grasp/
her in a slow dance.
Breathtaking View, Live: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku
Lucky were the blessed/
few who were privileged to/
enjoy the live view.
Late Night Privileges: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
When you’re ushering/
late at night, you don’t have to/
wait in photo lines!
When She Seeks A Knight In Shining Armor: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, with no vision or warmth./
What hope do I have?
OR
She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, without vision or laughs./
That is soooo not me.
Art Everywhere: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
I’ve seen fine art in/
museums worldwide. How is/
gazing at her strange?
When Staring Becomes Wrong: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
Can one stare at a/
work of art for too long? Can/
gazing become wrong?
Museum Floor Brain Stunning: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
She was so stunning/
his brain simply fell out on/
the museum floor.
Early Morning Washing — Thanks, Mom! : Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament
When the washer runs /
above your head, you wake up,/
get up, and write more.
OR
When the washer runs /
above your head, you’re forced to/
get up and write more.
When Planets Align: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When planets align,/
give in to the urge and drive/
top down, music up!
OR
When planets align,
it’s time to drive top down and/
your tunes cranked way up!
ORWhen the planets are/
aligned, you feel the urge to /
put down your rag top.
OR
When the planets are/
aligned, you feel the urge to /
drive top down, tunes up!
