Heeding God’s Message: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When everyone gets/
the same message from God, it’s/
hard to ignore Him.

What My Kids Say Post Haircut: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

My new haircut makes/
me look classy, like the old/
“Storage Wars” Jag dude.

If you dismiss me/
so quickly, what does that say/
about me really?

What if I fight for/
something I believe in just/
as hard as you do?

It’s difficult when/
you have to pay for mistakes/
that others have made.

I wonder if you/
drew me in just to set me/
up and then spurn me.

I do not care if/
you think I’m busy. I’d still/
like to hear from you.

I’ve always liked the
story of the Little Red
Hen. You don’t get me.

I awakened her/
feelings of passion and we/
didn’t even kiss.

I’m glad I’ve been the/
means for so many to have/
good feelings again.