It’s ok to have
P on the floor, as long as
it’s a vegetable.
Tag Archives: pee
I Thought I Was Being Private: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
It’s not ’til later,/
after you urinate by/
the lake, bug bites itch.
Or
When you have to pee/
late by the lake, mosquito/
bites show much later.
Major Shrinkage Results: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament
Get major shrinkage/
camping: Increase the chance of/
peeing on yourself.