When you ask if I’m/
“fully vaccinated”, that/
breaks privacy laws.*
OR
that’s/
none of your business!
Tag Archives: pandemic
Pandemic Smile Maker: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
I drew a grin on/
my pandemic mask and made/
lots of people smile!
Arguing With God’s Servants: Wear Masks Haiku
An Apostle of/
the Lord suggests we wear masks,/
and people argue?
No More Pandemic Worry: Hopeful IMprov Haiku
When God’s prophet says/
“wonderful days are ahead!”/
I can rest easy.
at 11:26 p.m., a Facebook IM response to a friend:
Amos 3:7/
says it best. And knowing that,/
I’ll peacefully rest.
Baking Blessings of Pandemic Stay-In-Place: Haiku
Pandemic blessings/
means you try new receipes;/
eat deliciousness.
My Pandemic Staying At Normal: IMprov Haiku
Every evening,
As the sun hides behind trees,
I yawp gratitude.
Stocking Up: Peaceful Priorities Haiku
Dark chocolate! YUM!
In times of crisis/
and fear, don’t hoard toilet rolls. /
Find peace. Buy chocolate.
625 pounds of chocolate. Carried by muscle man NP.
God Says Stay In Place: Haiku
You know that you should/
stay in place when God puts a/
moat around your home.
.
Ok Boomer Caution Is NOT OVERREACTING! Haiku Rant
Young folks who live with/
you think caution is dumb hype./
Should you kick them out?
you think caution is dumb hype./
Should you kick them out?
Supreme Coronavirus Cures: Revolutionary IMproVerse Haiku and Rhyming Poem
Could solutions to
our nation’s contagion lie
in the Supreme Court?
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Wade in,
Roe upstream.
Roe upstream.
Heal US,
Oh! Court Supreme!