Sunny skies, flowers,/
fields: Green and Gold’s our colors./
It sure isn’t blue.
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Packers Versus Seahawks Conflict Solution: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
On this yearly day/
of conflict, should I be a/
12 or Cheesehead? Roots!
*As the 2020 playoffs loom, Seahawks versus Packers at Lambeau Field, I’m again faced with this conflict. I’ll do what I did in the past playoff game: Wear my Packers / KUHN jersey over my Seattle 12 / FAN jersey. Then, if the Hawks win (as they did last time), I just take off my Packers jersey and celebrate with the 12s!
Cowboys Overcompensation: Revolutionary Prose
Wearing my Cheesehead over my Seahawks’ hat, my Packers’ jersey over my #12 Seahawks’ jersey, driving top down up I-15, I waved at some guy in a jacked-up pickup truck with HUGE wheels.
Then, one of the great pleasures ever as he passed: Seeing that the truck had a Dallas Cowboys bumper sticker.
Do you think he’s overcompensating?
Supah Wisconsin Style (Donchaknow!): Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse
While I’m getting ready/
to fly out,
a sophisticated,
jet-setting
Mercedes-driving couple
sees my cheesehead,
my John Kuhn autographed Packers jersey,
my Wisconsin wool and leather letterman’s jacket,
and my Packers shopping bag
(filled with cheese
and summer sausage.)
They smile,
and then exclaim: “We like your style!”
Ja, hey!
I’m in Wisconsin,
aina?!?
Accepting Packers Everywhere: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
It’s hard, but I can
accept Packers fans not born
in the Dairy State.