When you feel too fat,/
gripe at God. He’ll snap tendons/
and let you just sit.
Tag Archives: overweight
Torn Tendon Trying Tennis: Haiku Lament
When you’re 40 pounds/
overweight and you try to/
play, you might break stuff.
Driving To A Blind Date: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She stared and smiled at/
me, eyes gleaming, thrilled to meet,/
until I stood up.
Exercize, Day One, 45 Minutes: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Ten lengths swum, three run/
in between. Sad. I’ll improve./
I’m my own drag suit.
Hotel Mirror: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
Who was that old fat/
Buddha there sitting on his/
pink porcelain chair?