Late Night Privileges: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

When you’re ushering/
late at night, you don’t have to/
wait in photo lines!

The Fun Of Facebook Stalking: Romantic IMprov Limerick

Facebook stalking
with no return gawking
is not worth
the deep mirth
and late-night walking.

Driving home late night,/
I zoom ’round a round-about/
twice, fast, rockin’ “YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!”

When you raid the fridge/
late nights, check labels to make/
sure it’s not prune juice.

Would she be prepared/
or unaware of what late/
night missive he’d give?

Why does my phone ring?/
It’s midnight! I’m a late night/
verbal booty call.

Sometimes she’s awake/
at 2 a.m.. I wonder:/
Should I call her then?

I sent you
a late-night haiku,
and, this morning,
what did you do?

Walked to your desk.
That’s really best:
Stay calm and inert.
Don’t try to flirt.

When starting out,
leave room for doubt
instead of imagining
some grand beginning.

Be practical! It’s only then
you’ll avoid disapointment again.