What kind of man cries/
when clothes shopping? A man who’s/
been away too long.
Tag Archives: Kuhns
Topless Drivin’ ‘N’ Stylin’ : Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When you have style, you/
can find random hats that match/
your cool purple shirt.
OR
When yo be stylin’, /
topless, yo find random hats/
that match your cool shirt.
24/7: Romantic IMprov Haiku
Love making in a/
marriage shouldn’t just be an /
event, but constant.
Something Wonderful –> Adding To A Meme: Revolutionary IMprov Prose
A friend posted this meme on her Facebook. I told her “I don’t think that goes far enough.”
Here’s what I think:
“Always believe something wonderful is about to happen … again.
Always see that something wonderful is happening.
Always be grateful for the wonderful that has happened.”
A Vision Of Her House And I: Romantic IMprov Haiku
“I shall write her sweet/
poetry, tend her roses,/
and cook her herb’d eggs.”
Or:
“I shall write her sweet/
poetry, tend her garden,/
and pick her roses.”
Make ‘Em Laugh: Romantic IMprov Haiku
Women claim they love men/
who make them laugh. Why am I/
not more popular?
Oming The Yoga Pants Girl: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku
I danced with the girl/
in yoga pants, and hoped for/
a chance to om her.
What Prince Charming (Moi) Needs: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Poem
He dances.
He cooks.
He romances.
He looks
sharp in a tux,
but needs his et ux,
his uxor
to adore.
Just one
for fun.
No more.
My Own Offering: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
When I give my own/
off’ring, I can just do the/
best I can, in faith.
Becoming Unburied: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
Buried for ten years,/
like me, they’ve now come forth to /
do what we should do.