Futility Lessons: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

If at first you don’t/
succeed, try, try again. Then/
stop. She won’t want you.

Something From Nothing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Maybe the times you/
think: “I got nuthin’!” are times/
that you’ve got somethin’.

Walking in the South/
on the sunny side of the/
street means you can’t see.

If you take time to/
read historical signs, you/
might find your Desire.
OR

When you take time to/
read historical plaques, you’ll/
find Stella(r) desires.

Why do I think folks/
are interested in the/
things I do? They’re not.

As I wait to fly/
to N’awleans, my daughter’s/
note moves me to tears.

What if it’s not a/
case of being the right one,/
but of readiness?

Why’s dating so hard?/
Either you’re supposed to ask,/
or you just want to.

A long time since
she was blown away
by his response
to Bacon’s beauty.

She was worrying
he might be “too intense”,
but still was pondering:
Could he love thus? 110 percent?

She rejoiced at his understanding,
writ with well-worded intelligence,
comprehending the hidden deeper meaning
of what Sir Francis meant.

Then her never-ending silence
left him wondering where she went.

What would it be like/
to, at last, be the guy she/
is “kinda seeing”?