My New New Year’s Day Tradition: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

New Year’s Black-Eyed Peas/
plus Wisconsin bacon ends: /
Merging 2 great tastes.

To Wallow Or Not: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

If you wallow and/
dwell on all things that could go/
wrong, they prob’ly will.

Move to new climates/
and you may see different and/
strange ice formations.

*For a better description of Ice Flowers, refer to Dr. James Carter, Illinois State University, http://my.ilstu.edu/~jrcarter/ice/flowers/ this article.

How do you wish one/
you were once close to “Happy/
[fill in blank]”? Write poems.

A double-bit ax,
flannel shirt, dog, and my own/
Christmas tree. Life’s good.

When I can see my/
breath inside, but can’t feel my/
toes, it’s just like home!

Her hands made art, wrote/
words. Now they’ve taken who she/
*was, not all she’ll be.

OR
*was and all she’d be.

Get engaged to a/
Dixie woman, CELEBRATE/
with good BBQ!

She first said: “Yes!” and/
then she yelled: “HELL YES!!!” She is/
such a Southern girl!

He’d had wet kneecaps/
before, but this time kneeling/
in grass turned awesome.